yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
