i don't like sucking hair
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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