How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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