Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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