So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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