ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Me too!
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Operation Purity has been aborted
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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