How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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