hotel room ftw
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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