well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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