i just wanna soil my oats bro
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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