Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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