"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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