So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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