All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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