Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
