Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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