I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
