i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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