Dual....:-)
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Randomize
