the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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