the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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