how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
did you just send me my own nude
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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