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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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