Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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