Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you win again, gameday.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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