I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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