"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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