nut hugger
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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