Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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