Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
