I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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