come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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