we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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