$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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