i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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