what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
