You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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