Yo dont text me then not text me
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
