remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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