We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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