you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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