She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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