i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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