He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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