Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
There's even glitter on my cock...
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