i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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