is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
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