why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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