You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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