...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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