Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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