Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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