? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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