Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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