After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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